Initiation Rites What Sort Of Initiation Rites Should I Use For People Who Want To Join My Internet Cult?

What sort of initiation rites should I use for people who want to join my internet cult? - initiation rites

Hmmm,,, internet cult,,,,

Suggestions:

1. Stick your head into the screen of your monitor entered for 4 hours and "holy book" is used to the rear ...

2. Ask them to check on eBay and buy something useful for $ 50.oo and give it to you as an offering to the god of the Internet,,,

3. Take a CPU in your head, dance around the campfire, then send the video on YouTube,,,

May your God bless the internet,,,